you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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