So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We are two peas in an std pod
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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