I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
