I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
meet me or not, i'm out of control
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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