I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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