dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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