she sounds like chewbacca in bed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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