I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
