we're blogging at a bar
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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