i don't like sucking hair
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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