In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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