yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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