My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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