worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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