im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
