did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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