Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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(330): View more from Ohio

She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.

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(682): View more from Texas

He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl

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(574): View more from Indiana

I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.

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(631): View more from New York

skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?

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