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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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