hell yes lets make some ravioli
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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