This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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