And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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