He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
