how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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