did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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