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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We welcome drunken adversity.

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With open legs.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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(443): View more from Maryland

i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.

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(319): View more from Iowa

dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?

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(805): View more from California

Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job

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(847): View more from Illinois

Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend

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