i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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