Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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