I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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