I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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