can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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