There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
ttyl tear gas
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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