so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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