just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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