Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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