ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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