I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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