What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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