I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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