he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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