For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
