It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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