Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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