How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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