Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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