I'm lost and stupid without you.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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