just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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