just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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