but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
is it fun? or sober?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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