Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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