I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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